'Hey people of the world this will be my first multiply post...wooohooo (applause) now that i've educated my self about the finer arts of blogging, Today I will be discussing on the finer points on how to detect when a friend has turned into bitch...so if you suspect that it has happened read on!!



TOP TEN THINGS A BITCH WOULD DO and Symtoms:

Stage 1: Avoidance

Symptoms:
This is one of the more obvious instances. Friend starts avoiding you, goes with other friends and usually avoids entertaining you through phone text email any communications. This is usually mistaken for the "tampo" which really does turn you paranoid at times (WARNING DONT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS this is not always the case since your friend might really be busy)

Stage 2: Exclusion

Symptoms: Tries to avoid you and seclude/exclude you into a tight corner (This is one of the more shittier parts when you hafta feel alone...)

Stage 3: A sudden decrease in tolerance

Symtoms:
Usually it takes a while to get here. This is where he/she starts to get annoyed with you in a shitty way like suddenly blurting out your mistakes. Annoying you yo hell about stuff you cant do. Basically this is the part where he/she paints herself/himself as better than you. (this is the part where you will get annoyed...)

Stage 4: User, The enemy of man...

Symptoms:
This is where your friend turns out to be a not so friend. Borrows things never returns them (maybe even your boyfriend/girlfriend has happened before..) Starts asking for obscenely huge favors outta nowhere (TIP NEVER BE A MARTYR) yah basically this is where your so-called friend turns out to be a bloodsucking jerk. (At this stage your "friend" would make dracula look like tinkerbell)

Stage 5 : The Sudden Change in Personality

Symptoms:
More than usually this is where he/she reasons out that you've changed in some way and that she feels like she's talking to a stranger yada yada yada . This is bullshit more or less...this is usually where she/he undergoes the metamorphosis into bitchood painting herself the martyr and you the enemy of mankind. (This is where she tries to kiss up to you for one last time~Do Avoid the cheap lipstick..)

Stage 6: Puh-LAST-ick

Symptoms:
Nuff sed...

Stage 7 : Confrontation

Symptoms:
OOOoohkay this is where things start turning ugly. This is the part where you two fight about all the earlier stages.(Blood and gore there you go....)

Stage 8: The Pity Me Bitch

Symptoms:
This is where he/she tells ALL of your friends how awful he/she feels. (She/He becomes a fragile little girl wannabe on this stage she could do barbie *plastic pesticide)

Stage 9: Turning the tables

Symptoms:
Basically~Turns you into bad guy~tries to make self seem more pitiful~tells the world all about how you hurt her/him (This is simply where you play the deaf and he/she becomes the loud mouth bitch)

Stage 10: B.I.T.C.H. PhD
Congratualations we now have a bitch on our hands. The metamorphosis is complete (and matching eyeliner for the girls) you now have a big fat shit ass problem.


Note: Some Stages may shuffle:))